Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Click!

May 7th, 2019

Another TV episode from this tome of twisted tales! And it's ABOUT TV! CLICK on this episode and LISTEN! Don't press pause! Don't change the channel! Wow - you're really pushing our buttons! Is there even a remote chance that you're actually reading this? A small screen story with some small screams!

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Mr. Teddy

April 26th, 2019

This short story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps is all about THEM TEDDIES! Show us your teddies!! Listen to this TEDDY TALK by the TERROR TWINS: Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery. The only thing they love more than big ol' teddies is GOOSEBUMPS!

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: How I Won My Bat

April 17th, 2019

There's nothing scarier than sports! BAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Good Friends

April 10th, 2019

You have your friends? And then you have your BEST FRIENDS! This story is VERY short, and not that scary, bitch!

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Strangers In The Woods

April 2nd, 2019

Oh no! Strange lights in the woods near GREAT AUNT ABIGAIL'S house!? And she be acting funny too! Her PEANUT FUDGIES taste a little funny! And why is MUTTSTER barking so much? Why did LUCY's parents have to go to ASIA for 6 weeks? We'll NEVER know! Have a great summer! K.I.T. - The Terror Twins

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Strained Peas

March 18th, 2019

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are twins who A) can't stand children B) love the piss out of Goosebumps C) have a tendency to get nasty or D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? The Terror Twins give you a PEAS OF THEIR MIND about EVIL BABY SHORT STORY and FOX KIDS TV EPISODE Strained Peas. Now will that BABY STOP SCREAMEENG? We need PEAS AND QUIET!

Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Teacher’s Pet

February 18th, 2019

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Tales To Give You Goosebumps: The House Of No Return

February 7th, 2019

Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery bring you the first in a series of SHORT 'N SWEET SCREAMS!!! (Beginning with The House of No Return - and the corresponding FOX KIDS TV episode) After GOOSEBUMPS, R.L. brought us TALES to Give You Goosebumps (10 shorty screamers!) JOIN THE DANGER CLUB! Get nasty! Get all KINDS of nasty!!

Goosebumps Original Series Review

December 27th, 2018

The Terror Twins (Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery) look back on their absolute FAVES from the first 62 Goosebumps books - everything from BEST COVER to MOST TOTALLY NASTY! - AND the total DUDS. Listeners beware, you're in for 62 SCARES, A-HENNY.

Goosebumps #62: Monster Blood IV

December 18th, 2018

Want more Monster Blood?! Too bad! You're gonna get it anyway!! A wild true blue way to end the original 62 Goosebumps books series - join your BEST friends Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery, Evan, Kermit, Andi, Conan, and Aunt DEE'S SPICY SPAGHETTI SAUCE and suck on some water and zap that ass and explode all over each other! You read that right! Love you, mean it!!