Goosebumps #49: Vampire Breath

November 27th, 2017

FINALLY! A VAMPYR BOOK! Things REALLY go from BAT to worse for Freddy and Cara in this story - too bad it totally SUCKS! Honestly, it makes me so sick - I can't stop COFFIN! The Terror Twins are totally DRAINED after reviewing it, so FANGS for listening!


Goosebumps #48: Attack Of The Jack-O’-Lanterns

October 26th, 2017

HAPPY HALLOW'S WEEN! MADtthew Scortch and DAMNiel MontGLOOMery are PUMPed about this trick-or-treat HalloWEENER-packed candy-coated ultimate JACK-O-CRACKO CLASSIC! Dump out your SACKS, shove candy in your SCREAMHOLES, ring those BELLS, and be a ding-dong-DITCH WITCH on this HalloWEEN'S NIGHT's GIFT. The TV episode? MASTERSHRIEK THEATRE! The book?! A TOME we'll take to our TOMBS! Did we mention this book also features TWINS?!? GET. NASTY. HAPPY ALL HALLOW'S WEAVE.


Goosebumps #47: Legend Of The Lost Legend

October 7th, 2017

Get lost in the fictional European woods with us, little Matthew Scott and sweet Daniel! Check out this KOOKY CLASSIC (or IS IT?) and the no TV episode! All kinds of falling on hands and knees in this one, not to mention a pit with no BOTTOM. Did you hear that!? I repeat, NO BOTTOMS! Can Justin and Marissa find the legend of the legend of the lost legend?! Legendary? MORE LIKE LEG AND DAIRY!


Goosebumps #46: How To Kill A Monster

September 14th, 2017

Y'all chickens hungry for Grandma Rose's BLUEBERRY PANCAKES? Or how about some of her sweet-as-sin RHUBARB PIE? That's great! But whatever you do, don't go into the supply closet at the end of the hall on the third floor!! And stay out of the SWAMP. And never EVER let your parents go to Atlanta! Danny Mack and I Robot You Jane don't heed ANY of these simple warnings as they dive deep into the boggy foggy knee-filled mists of this stupid fun BOOK and swamp-trash TV EPISODE.


Goosebumps #45: Ghost Camp

August 7th, 2017

It's SUMRATIMES! and that means CAMP CAMP CAMP! Canoes canoes canoes! Daniel and Matthew pack their bags, hop on the BUS, and sing at the TIPPY TOP OF THEIR LUNGS "Yohhhh, Spirits!" They can't wait to spend their afterlives at CAMP SPIRIT MOON. Watch our for that NASTY fog and those ICY CANDY STICKY BLUE PUDDLES!  Love you guys! You're standing on our hearts!


Goosebumps #44: Say Cheese And Die - Again!

July 31st, 2017

PICTURE PARFECT! Danny and Matt S. Montgoms love having their photo taken... TO THEIR GRAVES!! The Terror Twinz expose the Robert Lawrence book and TV episode - and FLASH! SNAP!  You'll be gagged at what DEVELOPS! If Daddy wants to please me, he's only got to CHEESE ME! AGAIN.


Goosebumps #43: The Beast From The East

July 9th, 2017

MADE IN THE SHADE! The Terror Twins talk about why this BEASTLY BOOK makes it into their ultimate TOP TREL. Don't get lost in those NASTY woods, or else YOU'RE IT! HAPPY FLELDAY!


Goosebumps #42: Egg Monsters From Mars

June 20th, 2017

This episode is EGGxactly what you've been waiting for! Daniel and little Matthew Scott Montgomery crack this hard-boiled sci-fi slippery story by sweet sweet RL. Find out what happens when Mars Attacks your GRAND SLAM THANK YOU MA'AM breakfast. Last one in's a rotten bitch!


Goosebumps #41: Bad Hare Day

June 8th, 2017

Somebunny's gonna LOVE this episode!! Abracadabra, BITCH! The TT have a magical episode up their collective SLEEVE (it's totally AMAZ-O!), and they HOP from book to TV episode. Join us, won't you? YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WOOORD


Goosebumps #40: Night Of The Living Dummy III

May 2nd, 2017

Return of the DUMMY! Nasty wooden sex god Slappy himself is back, and the Terror Twins are SLAVES 4 HIM. Who doesn't love dancing, bobbing DUMMIES showing up in the NASTIEST places!? And your girl Hayden Christensen stars in the TV episode, OKAY??? Say it with me now y'all: KARRU MARRI ODONNA LOMA MOLONU KARRANO!